An Ode To Morty In Tools

I tell this story in detail in the Sculpture section of Gary Kott's Creative Warehouse -- I'm not going to try to shorten it here -- I'll wreck it -- suffice is to say that of all the great men I've worked with and learned from -- Bill Cosby, David Ogilvy -- none of these mere mortals measured up the brilliant, the awe-inspiring Morty in Tools -- without Morty who knows where I'd be today -- I haven't seen Morty in years -- I'm not even sure if Morty is his real name -- all I know is that somewhere out there is a man who changed my life -- Morty, if you can hear me, it's me, Gary -- in case you don't remember me, click on the Sculpture section -- I was the guy in aisle forty-seven -- left side of the building -- Tools.